Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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