1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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