Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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