Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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