Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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