We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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