Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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