new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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