I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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