oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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