If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Randomize