Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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