On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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