Dual....:-)
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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