Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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