I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
