u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Sober January is a disaster.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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