Reggie can tackle my bush.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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