Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think I am morally bankrupt
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
