If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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