i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm just crazy horny about you
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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