so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My liver just had a heart attack.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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