everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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