So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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