Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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