She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Randomize