Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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