My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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