I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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