worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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