I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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