you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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