sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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