That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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