my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
whose parrot is this?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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