I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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