I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My vagina just recognized that song.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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