I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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