fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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