He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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