i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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