We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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