so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
