I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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