Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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