with your own penis?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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