Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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