im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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