If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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