why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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