I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
we're so committed to being not committed
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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