Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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