I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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