Pappa wants mamma naked
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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